SATIRE—Hello Fellow Wrestling Enthusiasts,
It is I, the all powerful, all knowing woman behind the curtain here to help you with your day to day problems the WWE way.
Have a problem that needs solving? Always wondered what the Undertaker would do if he was in your shoes? Look no further as I dress up in my favorite wrestling merchandise, snap into a slim jim, and consult my mystical WWE Magic 8-ball to bring you the answers you seek.
Now, some of you naysayers may be wondering, "Ashley, what makes you qualified? How do you know what HHH would do if his neighbor kept letting his dog crap on The Game's lawn?" To that I sa...
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