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WWE: Please Push John Morrison…OFF A CLIFF!
On September - 25 - 2009
Can someone please explain to me, this raging man-crush the online wrestling community has upon John Morrison?
Maybe I’m just jealous; perhaps I want to be the prettiest thing to enter the arena when attending a live event.
Maybe it's his long, flowing hair or those fabulous, custom fit, bell-bottom, sparkle jeans of which I am envious.
I couldn’t really say for sure.
But, as much as I envy his Greenwich Village, Chippendale’s ring attire, I simply cannot get excited about this man.
Sure, it might be an entertaining idea to book JoMo together with Harley Race, Sgt. Slaughter, Tatanka, and RoboCop for a Village People reunion tour, but, somehow I’m just ...
Many Have Had an Impact, But Only One Has the EDGE
On September - 17 - 2009
*WARNING: THE FOLLOWING COMPETITION ENTRY IS RATED R*
Attention members of the Bleacher Report Jury, all rise, court is now in session.
I will begin with an opening statement addressing the other members of the prosecution and continue with my statement to you, the distinguished members of the jury.
Counselors, put down your pens, don’t bother sharpening your pencils, and please spare us from the monotonous, droning, history lesson that nobody cares about!
Members living outside of the pro-wrestling community…fear not!
I am not here to cast a spell or attempt to convert you.
Much like the sport of which I am a fan; I am ...
Cooking With Bacon: The Food Network Has Nothing On The WWE!
On August - 2 - 2009
To the right of my ever changing, streaming carousel of photos, you might have noticed the information listed in my bio.
While I will soon earn my degree in elementary education, my true passion lies in the field of the culinary arts.
Since my television is permanently fixated upon the Food Network and my mind is constantly dreaming up new and exciting food for thought, I began to jot down some key WWE ingredients and came up with a sensational new dish!
Will this be a recipe for success or a recipe for disaster? You decide…
What you’ll need:
1 Large Mixing Bowl
1 Sturdy Wire Wisk
Several ...
B/R Classifieds: Teacher Wanted to Grade B/R Stories, No Personality Required
On July - 20 - 2009
“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education” -Albert Einstein
I applaud the newly implemented Project 73 agenda, a valiant effort set into motion by our esteemed community leaders in an attempt to improve the quality and standard of articles produced by the writers here.
The "Assignment Desk" is an important place for writers (especially young writers) to begin strengthening our research skills and fine tuning our methods of data collection which are an integral part of effective reporting and recording.
I appeal to our CL’s to correct me if I am wrong, but unless I am mistaken, this was ...